Syndicated columnist Dave Barry on "A Unified Party, United in Unity Together As One, Undivided''

OMG! This would be completely hilarious (if it was not true). Dave Barry speaks out on the Democrats Convention by first calling out the obvious hypocrisy of the official democratic convention slogan, "``A Unified Party, United in Unity Together As One, Undivided.'' He closes his column by simply stating, "Please shoot me."

Dave, don't think they wouldn't if they thought they could get away with it.