"The Official Portrait of Miss InDiana"

"The Official Portrait of Miss InDiana"
aka "Miss Victory"

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Bi-partisan Family Planning suggestion for Pelosi that will please most anti-abortion advocates

A few days ago, Advance Indiana posted an interview with Nancy Pelosi regarding her stimulus proposal she helped pushed through Congress. Gary Welsh wanted to know if her next big push would be for a one child per family rule like China.

I've got a better idea. Actually it's not my idea, but that of my friend Neil, who some of my Libertarian friends know.

Pelosi says birth control stimulus is good for the economy. Oh yeah? We think so too!

Why not offer a $100 stimulus payment to any loser who willingly sells his ability to pro-create to get a vasectomy or tubes tied? Lots of crack addicts would be in line faster than you can say, "plasma donation". Snip, snip, stitch, stitch, you're done. Society benefits because the taxpayer doesn't have the burden of a life long liability for social services to countless children whose sperm donors have no business (or commitment) to being parents.


PELOSI: Well, the family planning services reduce cost. They reduce cost. The states are in terrible fiscal budget crises now and part of what we do for children's health, education and some of those elements are to help the states meet their financial needs. One of those - one of the initiatives you mentioned, the contraception, will reduce costs to the states and to the federal government.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Melyssa,
Pelosi will never go for this. She counts on the ignorant, unthinking breeders to vote democrat.

Anonymous said...

Melyssa, you're disgusting.

HOOSIERS FOR FAIR TAX said...

No, anonymous coward,what is disgusting are the results we got from the democratic socialist entitlement programs those of your ilk created.

Michael Breslin said...

You liars! Cowards! Repent! Big Bird has spoken!

I love how both of these comments are "anonymous," which you profess to hate so much, but you're only choosing to go off on the one who disagrees with you. Oh, typical Mely Mely D. I want you to know that I designed these democratic socialist programs precisely to get on your nerves. But I'm sure once you lose your job in the economy YOUR ilk created, you will be rushing for unemployment compensation, one of our democratic socialist entitlement programs, as quickly as anyone else.

Everyone in this town has your number, Big Bird. That's why no one calls you back. You're still the butt of jokes no matter how many hate fueled blog trash you spew.

Anonymous said...

Unemployment insurance is paid by the employer, as I understand i.