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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

FoxNews reports rumor that government will unleash weapons on convention protestors

Big thanks to Sean Shepard who alerted us to this disturbing news article on FoxNews. Obviously a serious rumor is circulating among democrats who plan to protest their own convention, that the government intends to unleash a dibilitating sound frequency on activists and citizens exercising their first amendment rights during the democratic convention in Denver this summer. The sound causes people to involuntarily defecate.

Now contrast that with the Marines and their training exercises happening here in Marion county. The conservative Indiana Minority Report suggests that the government is preparing to install martial law and is practicing in Indiana. Could it be that they will impose martial law and use force to silence property tax protestors?


Sean Shepard said...

It's worth noting that the "brown note" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note) may indeed be an urban myth; however, more concerning would be ability for authority figures to stifle any kind of dissent using the "microwave ray" emitters or other WMC (Weapons of Mass Compliance).

With $4.00 gasoline possibly heading higher,

continuing debasement of our currency,

potential for some food shortages or significantly increased cost,

runaway government spending and around $150 billion now loaned out to the big banking institutions by our government,

and let's not forget confiscatory income and PROPERTY TAXES (ahem)

it does make one wonder if some officials worry about how bad things could get and whether or not the people might choose to "dissent" more.

Concerned Taxpayer said...

I don't know but I've heard that our aluminum foil hats will protect us from the government's death rays.

M Theory said...

I'm not so sure about tin foil hats, but I do think that constant monitoring of what our politicians do will save us from death rays.